If you give a boy a mattress.

If you give a boy a mattress

and you put it on the floor,

he will jump and jump

to his hearts content,

 

and beads of sweat are dripping down his forehead onto his rosy, red cheeks.

And if you give a boy a mattress on the floor, he will jump until he giggles uncontrollably, asks for a glass of water and starts jumping again.

Note to self: It may be a good idea to keep this futon mattress up for the winter.